If you've been in the club in the last 5 years, no doubt you've seen the army of wall flowers and the few brave movers and shakers out on the dancefloor. The most noticeable thing though is that people don't dance anymore. They grind, they hump but they don't dance.
All the dances went away in the 1990s ( I ain't with the Stanky Leg, sorry). That's when it was nothing to see the Troop, the wop, the smurf, the cabbage patch, the running man, and a host of other moves tangled onto one dancefloor.
Today most people go to the club to drink and/or hook up. But what about you?
Do you still dance? Can you dance?
