Stores Put Dirty Panties Back on Shelves?

What's that smell, you say? Well, if you've bought your drawers from a department store it's a good chance it's your crotch.
Why? Because evidently major retailers such as Macy's and Victoria Secret put your returned panties back on the shelves. Yep, Victoria's Secret is out, and it stanks!
There's video evidence. A segment reportedly airing on the "Today Show" will uncover stores that put funky britches back on the rack after Ebola-carrying chicks return their panties for who-knows-what reason. If the panties are returned with a foul smell, the store apparently hangs them up overnight to "dry out" and proceeds to rehang them. Nasty? You bet. And people are mad.
And you see why some of us don't wear underwear? Wait ...


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URGENT: Free Cosmetics Available While Supplies Last

Hurry to Lenox Mall, or to any department stores: Starting Tuesday all the major ones (Macys, Saks 5th Avenue, Bloomingdale's, Neiman Marcus, Nordstrom, etc.)will begin giving away cosmetics as a result of a class-action settlement they lost in 2004.
It all stems from a lawsuit accusing the companies of price-fixing on cosmetics. While the stores haven't admitted to price-fixing they agreed to settle the case by giving away up to $175 million in cosmetics.

Does this apply to all customers?
No, but those who purchased a product from one of the manufacturers (Estee Lauder, Chanel, L'oreal etc.) named in the suit between 1994 and 2003 are eligible to get one free cosmetic product.
What if I don't have my receipt?
No receipt or proof of purchase is necessary.
What if I bought several things?
Only one product per customer is allowed.
The giveaway began Tuesday and will end Jan. 26 -- or until stores run out. Any remaining cosmetics would then be given to charity.
To get the full list of manufacturers, check out THIS LINK.
At Macy's stores, for instance, free products will be set on tables in the cosmetics department. Please contact the other stores to find out their setup.