OctoMom Trademarking 'OctoMom'

Nadya Suleman soooo wants to be on your TV screens. So much so that she is said to be working to trademark "OctoMom," which is not a name she even came up with.
The move is all a part of bringing her life with 8 babies to the small screen in a reality show.
People like TV shows. People look at TV shows.
But people don't like it if they think you had babies just to be in a TV show.
But I plead the fifth. But in this case, the eighth.
As in, eighth baby, which is the one they say they didn't know was coming.
So who knows.

Sperm Wars: Should Men be Liable for Paternity?

Scene 1: Imagine a man's shock when he finds out years later that an old girlfriend kept some of his sperm and used it to impregnate herself. The worse news? A judge rules that he is liable for paternity, in this case $800 a month. Now is this a made-up movie or play? Not at all, this is for-true, real life. Is this legal? Apparently so. Is it right? What do you think?

Octuplet Mom: 'It was a Dream of Mine'

She loves the kids.
That's the simple, insane reason why octuplets mother Nadya Suleman, who lives with her parents, was artificially inseminated despite already having six kids, according to a "Dateline" interview.
Well, that, and the depression she suffered after being injured in a riot in a mental hospital. Sounds fishy to me. They call them riots in mental hospitals, they're called "episodes." And I think Suleman just had one.
She says a big family has been a reoccuring nightmare since she was small.
"That was always a dream of mine, to have a large family, a huge family," she said. "I just longed for certain connections and attachments with another person that ... I really lacked, I believe, growing up."
She'll also lack a husband as there are currently no eligible sane-thinking males that would marry an unrich woman with 14 kids who knows her way around a hospital like Suleman. But that's just me.