OctoMom Trademarking 'OctoMom'

Nadya Suleman soooo wants to be on your TV screens. So much so that she is said to be working to trademark "OctoMom," which is not a name she even came up with.
The move is all a part of bringing her life with 8 babies to the small screen in a reality show.
People like TV shows. People look at TV shows.
But people don't like it if they think you had babies just to be in a TV show.
But I plead the fifth. But in this case, the eighth.
As in, eighth baby, which is the one they say they didn't know was coming.
So who knows.

Octo-mom Offered $1.5 Million to do ... Porn?

When sharks smell blood, they'll come.
And it looks like they've come for octuplet mom Nadya Suleman. Reports say that she has been offered $1.5 million to do porn.
Vivid Entertainment, the company behind Karrine "Superhead" Steffan's sex tape, and the Ray J-Kim K madness, have also offered a tantalizing cherry on top: A year of health insurance for Suleman and her 14 children.
Will she take it? She definitely needs the money, and it seems she has been out to raise funds even before her water broke. But will she do octo-porn? (Criiiinge.)
She may be a little too fertile for porn though. If you as much as breathe on this chick she may give you sextuplets!

Octuplets' Mom Getting Death Threats

You knew it would come to this, now didn't cha: Octuplet mom Nancy Suleman is receiving death threats now that she's $50,000 in debt and has set up a web site to take your donations. People seem to be furious with her, and not just in the United States but around the world (As we know, some countries have one-child-only policies and the like.). Gotta give it to Suleman though she's trying to pimp all eight of them infants and "raise awareness" as best she could. She takes PayPal, by the way.
All of this comes on top of news that the doctor that performed the surgery for the octuplets has .another patient expecting quadruplets And now, she doesn't have insurance.