Dance Floor Fail: Why We All Lose

Tt is quite telling when you're dancing and the dance floor parts like the Red Sea only to reveal someone doing their best "scrippa" imitation. It is quite another to see someone doing a windmill with booty shorts on. #Fail via Twitpic.


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Royce Reed: NBA Bad Girl?

It takes expert editing to manufacture a villain for reality TV. Footage has to be carefully spliced together, sound bites must be edited, and voiceovers added. Then came Royce Reed, the very obvious and deserving antagonist of VH1's new show, "Basketball Wives".
In the case of Reed, a former Miami Heat and Orlando Magic dancer, the show's title is a misnomer: Reed is not married to a basketball player, nor is she married at all. But that doesn't matter to VH1, just like it matters not to the farmer that shoots a wolf that killed one of his sheep. Any wolf will do.
And Reed, who has a baby, Braylon Joshua Robert Howard, by Magic center Dwight Howard, is a wolf in sheep's booty shorts.
To people in Florida, Reed is well known. But VH1 introduced her to the world.
The show, framed against the hedonistic flair of Miami Beach, features other non-basketball wives, such as Evelyn Lozada, the former fiancee of former Heat player Antoine Walker. But it's Reed who earns the Hatorade for her hot-in-the-pants antics and wild booty-shaking that made it to Youtube (Thanks Ms. Bar B).
Reed, who will be confronted by nearly all the wives on the show, is the NBA Bad Girl de jour but only for so long. Before it's over, Shaunie and all of them will drink the Hatorade juice.

Check out the trailer for "Basketball Wives"


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Buffie the Body unveils 'Bootynomics'

It's a monumental question: Where do washed up strippers go? When the flab is all there is left to grab, what do they do?
Well, Buffie Curruth, aka Buffie "The Body" has effectively entered overtime of her 15 minutes of fame.
She's recently came out with a barebones web site still under construction called "Bootynomics 101". Now, the obvious question is ... what is bootynomics? I can't help you with that one, what I can do though is tell you that evidently gazillions of girls want to know how to get their "hind quarters" Buffiefied.
Buffie will no doubt explain bootynomics to be a mixture of cardio and crunch exercises that bring out the bulb in the back.
Check out some of the inquiries:

All of this is pretty good if you want to be a booty-shaker, (Buffie's past life, ya know). But since she skyrocketed to fame after appearing in Tony Yayo's video, "So Seductive," Buffie has been able to write her ticket, albeit not without some criticism.
But now she's trying to go legit. But the question remains, will Middle America pay for a booty like that?

Kandi, Tiny, Diamond, Toya, Rasheeda, Nivea, & Neffe drop it on stage

Looks like the girls of A-town wanted to take it back to 1988 with a live and upclose version of Sir Mixalot's "Back Got Back". Go, 'Sheeda, Go, 'Sheeda, Go Kandi, Go Kandi, Go Neffe, Go .... just go.