Tyra Loves Booty

Aaah, Tyra Banks must be a black man. Why? Because she seems to love a big booty just like one. Doesn't matter if it's hers, a man's or a womans.
Tyra is a grabber, too.
This revelation is not new to anyone who watches her top-rated show, but I don't watch it so I usually get my fill from "Talk Soup" or commercials.
But does Tyra want to promote big bootiness to all her fans? Do people want a donk or is a regular one quite okay?
Tyra promotes the donk. Despite the fact that 90% of her target audience shrieks in terror at the thought of owning a true glutus maximus.
And who better than Buffie "The Body," who has actually put in unknown manhours to achieve that back end, to appear to Tyra's show.
She says, and I quote: "The girls with the hips and the booty were the popular girls at school. ... I don't like being skinny." So she went to the booty doctor. "He gave me a list of foods that was high in calories .. i went from like 119 [lbs] to 170 now." Really? (Cue the wide-eyed excitement).
Does Buffie expect us to believe that she got all that from spinach?




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Buffie the Body unveils 'Bootynomics'

It's a monumental question: Where do washed up strippers go? When the flab is all there is left to grab, what do they do?
Well, Buffie Curruth, aka Buffie "The Body" has effectively entered overtime of her 15 minutes of fame.
She's recently came out with a barebones web site still under construction called "Bootynomics 101". Now, the obvious question is ... what is bootynomics? I can't help you with that one, what I can do though is tell you that evidently gazillions of girls want to know how to get their "hind quarters" Buffiefied.
Buffie will no doubt explain bootynomics to be a mixture of cardio and crunch exercises that bring out the bulb in the back.
Check out some of the inquiries:

All of this is pretty good if you want to be a booty-shaker, (Buffie's past life, ya know). But since she skyrocketed to fame after appearing in Tony Yayo's video, "So Seductive," Buffie has been able to write her ticket, albeit not without some criticism.
But now she's trying to go legit. But the question remains, will Middle America pay for a booty like that?

How.com: How to do the 'Beyonce Booty lift'?

It's been rare times when I've actually shook my head at the Internet, but I did recently when I ran across a How.com post on "How to do the Beyonce booty lift."
Now, initially I thought this was a dance move or something, but this is evidently an exercise that benefits the gluts.
The heck with Richard Simmons, or Bowflex, somebody wants some "Crazy in Love" type junk in the truck (Bey is only average back there, right?).
I guess, watching a video just wasn't enough; somebody had to gumption to actually sit down and write out a step-by-step instruction manual on booty liftness.
What's next, the Lil Wayne cup-raise?

Are you a SEP (Surgically Enhanced Person)?

People have a right to do what they will to their bodies, but is there a limit?
The recent death of megastar Michael Jackson put along with it, the issue of SEPs, Surgicially Enhanced People. While body modification isn't new, some people (it's documented) have become addicted to tinkering with themselves.
Sooner or later, they become this monstrosity that, just maybe, technically infringes on your right to look at a real person.
I mean, how would you feel if you were talking to a real person, only to discover that they aren't real at all: their eye lashes are fake, their hair is a wig, their legs come off (paraplegic), their arms screw off, etc. (Remember this scene from "I'ma Get You, Sucka?"
Are there self-esteem issues behind surgically enhanced people? Are they not satified with being au naturale? Do they see themselves as flawed naturally?
Also on the rise are people modifying their bodies for other people's pleasure (breast augmentation for women who strip so that they can be more appealing, thus get more tips).
Is their a limit? (They say only one of MJ's family tried to intervene in his behalf). Or is it all good?
I don't even know anymore.