The Joy of Morning Sex

I remember seeing a study a few years ago that said something like 60% of couples had never had morning sex. I thought that was unbelievable. Morning sex is better than breakfast. To come alive with the morning sun is a beautiful thing. It reawakens the spirit better than Wheaties, gives you more pep than fruit loops. This is due to a host of reasons, but the main one is that it is in a technical sense a form of exercise. Kegels, aerobics, you name it, you can incorporate it into a session of morning sex. Their is, however, one draw back: Morning breathe. Few things can rankle the senses like the stale whiff of a just-awakening human mouth, even if they Scoped before bedtime. That factor mandates subtle foreplay and mostly body-kissing. If you must kiss, keep it to smooch-level, no tongue-devouring. Of course, if morning sex is impossible for you, then there's always noon sex.